Yeah, I aim high when I set goals. And it soooo isn't turning out as I had hoped.Early in Spring, the Spring that we didn't really have, I decided that I would wear dresses more this summer. No, not "Leave it to Beaver" mom dresses, more like fluttery & feminine, run on the beach dresses. Because well, I do a lot of that during my summer, don't you? Okay, I dream of doing that a lot during my summer. Really I need a dress that is suited for changing-poopy-two-year-old-taxi-driving-baseball-watching activities.
But I digress.
So I planned to wear dresses more. More than just to church. But there are a few downfalls to dress wearing, I have discovered.
Spills. They happen often here, and while I'd love to blame them on the ten messy hands that touch every surface of my life, the gigantic chocolate splatter down the front of my outfit was ALL me. I was, after all, the one enjoying the microwaved smore. Well, when wearing a 'two piece' outfit, not a problem---change out the top (or bottoms) and go on. A bit more annoying when it involves the entire ensemble.
I now totally understand the saying, "wrapped in mama's skirts". Because quite literally, many times a day (when I'm wearing a skirt/dress), Elli is wrapping herself between my legs and intertwining her body into my wardrobe. Something she has no interest in doing when I am in shorts. And this proves to be a tad bit embarrassing when it results in the showing of one's unmentionables.
I had hoped that wearing dresses would add a flair of sophistication to my otherwise domestic life. You know, kinda like drinking wine instead of beer. But I have discovered that cleaning a toilet or walking a dog in a dress doesn't make me any more glamorous to the bowl or dog.
I kind of rationalized that if I looked like the carefree woman on the beach, I might just gain some of her tranquility as well. Apparently the beach is the necessary part of her ensemble. Who knew?
